Ask Sasori-no-Danna
He falls asleep on Sasori and drools all over him from all of his mouths. ((Guess he got really tired XD))

Random Sentence Starters
"Ouch! That was my foot!"
"Could you get out of my way?"
"Stop it!"
"You look lonely. Want to talk to me?"
"Your nose is red."
"Aw, you're so cute! You know that?"
"Eww, gross!"
"If you touch me again, you're dead."
"Don't eat that!"
"Gosh, you look kinda pale..."
"What is that!?"
"Oh my god, were you shot!?"
"Give me the gun. Now."
"Hello? Anyone in there?"
"Someone said you didn't feel well. You okay?"
"Do you want to cuddle?"
"I demand cuddles."
"You're hair's messed up. Here, let me fix it."
"Ohhh~ Someone's blushing~!"
"I-I-it's so c-cold..."
"It's too hot..."
"I can't...breathe..."
"Help!"
"I'm sorry, did you say something?"
"Augh! It hurts!"
"Feel my hands! They're so cold!"
"Stop! I can't run anymore..."
"Are you alright?"
"You look ready to faint."
"You're not serious."
"You want me to what?"
"Grab my hand!"
"Oh god. Oh god. Stay awake. Please stay awake. Stay with me!"
"Careful! You really don't want to fall here."
"Are you insane?"
"I can't allow this."
"I-I can't feel my arms..."
"Why are you all wet?"
"We need to get you to a hospital."
"I....I've been sh-shot..."
"Oh god, why is there so much blood...?"
"I think I'm gonna be sick..."
"Do you think you could make everything stop spinning?"
"I am NOT blushing!"
"Ugh, could you quiet down? My head hurts too much for this noise..."
"Have you been drinking?"
"Thank you. I really wanted someone to throw up on my shoes."
"I've never seen cuts like this..."
"Have you been to the doctor?"
"I think your leg is broken. I'll have to help you walk."
"Don't move!"
"Ouch! I...I think I heard something snap..."
"Don't touch it!"
"Your forehead feels kinda warm..."
"Careful with that! You wouldn't want to cut yourself, would you?"
"Why do you always do that?"
"How can I trust you?"
"You betrayed me! You betrayed everyone!"
"I told you not to kiss me when I was sick!"
"If I beat you and left you for dead, do you really think someone would come for you? They wouldn't."
"You disgust me to the point where looking at you makes me physically ill."
"Please don't go..."
"I can't live without you!"
"I'm sorry."

A K A T S U K IS D E A T: (

He draws on Sasori and makes him look like a complete puppet when Sasori was not awake. ((Pffft he said he was going to do it. by the way he used permanent marker. XD))

Mun: I don”t know what complete puppets look like…. Sooo yeah.

Let’s play NSFW Would You Rather? in honor of Sexual Sunday!
irumyfantasy:

:Art:
the batter looks at the smaller figure opposite of him "What are you doing here ...?"

purity-life-forever:

ask-danna:

purity-life-forever:

ask-danna:

Sasori, surprised, peered at the man. He was wearing some sort of baseball getup. His hair, white, and eyes not visible by the overcasting hat. Sasori knew that people travel to other places through the nothingness, but never had he expected to see someone there, especially not someone like this.

"I’m visiting someone." He paused fr a moment, and added. "Cyan."

the little ghost turn to see at Sasori and approaches to him,the small one look down.

-sasori…cand I ask you something…can I hold your hand?…just in case if somemething pass,b-but if you don’t want i-is okay-

the ghost moves his hands

-n-nevermind amigo..i just a strange stuff,sorry-

The ghost turns around and walks away a little more Sasori

"What do you mean in case if something pass?" Sasori asked, noticing Cyan was acting a little strange. "Is everything ok?"

-Of course,don’t worry, is just…well,when i’m scared, papa always holds my hand and told me everything is okay-

the little ghost  looks up,and it moves further away from the other

-sorry I sometimes act very childish,didn’t I?,I think I can see Batter come on amigo!-

Sasori tries to give an assuring smile, and gets closer to the other. “It’s okay, you weren’t acting childish. And even if you were, you’re still young.”

The thought crossed Sasori that maybe the ghost didn’t really have much of a childhood. I mean, for such a young spirit saying their acting childish…

First name: Sasori Nickname: Akasuna no Sasori Age: 35 Gender: Male Sexual Orientation: AsexualNationality: Suna Relationship status: Deidara(?) Likes: Puppetry Dislikes: Misuse of the word 'Art'. Random fact: Finds people aesthetically pleasing rather than beautiful.
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First name: 1 Point.
Nickname: 2 Points.
Age: 3 Points.
Gender: 4 Points.
Sexual Orientation:
  5 Points. (If I have the right definition of asexuality, you’re dead on.)
Nationality: 6 Points.
Relationship status: 7 Points.
Likes: 8 Points.
Dislikes: 9 Points.
Random fact: 10 Points.

10/10

Ask

for-the-future-fish:

Zero - Who was your last text from?
One - What/who is your icon?
Two- Your relationship status?
Three - Have you ever lost a close friend?
Four - What is your current mood?
Five - What’s your brother(s)/sister(s)names?
Six - Where do you wish you were right now?
Seven - Have a crazy side?
Eight - Ever had a near death experience?
Nine- Something you do a lot?
Ten - Angry at anyone?
Eleven - What’s stopping you from going for the person you like ?
Twelve - When was the last time you cried?
Thirteen- What are you really good at ?
Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
Fifteen- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm?
Sixteen - Do you prefer light or dark hair on the opposite sex ?
Seventeen - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Eighteen - What is/are your favorite band(s)? .
Nineteen - What are you doing right now?
Twenty - Who do you trust 100% right now?
Twenty one - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Twenty two - Heavy metal music?
Twenty three- Who Was the last person you hugged.
Twenty four- Is there anything you’re hiding from someone?
Twenty five - Who are you thinking of right now?
Twenty six - What should you be doing right now?
Twenty seven - What are you listening to?
Twenty eight - You need new jeans. Quick where do you go?
Twenty nine - Who was the last person who yelled at you?
Thirty - Do you act differently around the person you like?
Thirty one - What is your eye colour?
Thirty two - Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Thirty three - Who was the last person to make you angry?
Thirty four - Hello Kitty or dora?
Thirty five - Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
Thirty six - Hug anyone of opposite sex in past 24 hours?
Thirty seven - One thing you want right now?
Thirty eight - Will you fall in love in the next few months?
Thirty nine - What does the 5th text in your inbox say?
Forty - Are you worried about the future?
Forty one - Are you happy with life right now?
Forty two - Are you currently jealous?
Forty three – Who’s your best guy friend?
Forty four -Do you forgive or forget?
Forty five - What do you miss the most about elementary school?
Forty six - Favorite Disney Channel show ?
Forty seven – Who’s 3 of your best girl friends?
Forty Eight - What are you looking forward to?
Forty nine - Does anyone like you right now?
Fifty- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to?

Please though
Lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks I get send I will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual
There are a thousand other rp blogs for the canon character I play. So what do you like about MINE?
the batter looks at the smaller figure opposite of him "What are you doing here ...?"

purity-life-forever:

ask-danna:

purity-life-forever:

ask-danna:

ask-danna:

Sasori, surprised, peered at the man. He was wearing some sort of baseball getup. His hair, white, and eyes not visible by the overcasting hat. Sasori knew that people travel to other places through the nothingness, but never had he expected to see someone there, especially not someone like this.

"I’m visiting someone." He paused fr a moment, and added. "Cyan."

"Yeah, he’s okay. He said he needed to see you though…"

-thank you amigo! I’m going to see him right now!-

the ghost moves away from Sasori and goes to where the batter is.

Sasori, relieved that the fighting would be over, gave a sigh, and followed Cyan.

the little ghost turn to see at Sasori and approaches to him,the small one look down.

-sasori…cand I ask you something…can I hold your hand?…just in case if somemething pass,b-but if you don’t want i-is okay-

the ghost moves his hands

-n-nevermind amigo..i just a strange stuff,sorry-

The ghost turns around and walks away a little more Sasori

"What do you mean in case if something pass?" Sasori asked, noticing Cyan was acting a little strange. "Is everything ok?"

Mun: In about a month, he’ll be sorry that he’s a girl.